Смешные английские загадки
В разделе представлены различные смешные загадки на английском языке.
Q: What do you call 'a fly' without wings?
A: You call it 'a walk'.
Q: What's the difference between a musician and a savings bond?
A: A savings bond eventually matures and earns money.
Q: What goes "ZUB, ZUB"?
A: A bee flying backwards (buz, buz).
(After teaching about telling time.)
Teacher: What time is it?
Students: Umm, eight fifty-nine?
Teacher: Nope.
Students: About nine o'clock?
Teacher: No.
Students: What then?
Teacher: It's time to go home.
Q: What did one light bulb say to another light bulb?
A: You are the light of my life.
Q: Why did the golfer take and extra pair of pants for his Saturday round of golf?
A: In case he got a hole in one.
Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?
A. In case he got a hole in one!
Q: What flowers have two lips?
A: Tulips.
Q: They travel all over the world but end up in the corner, what are they?
A: Stamps.
Q: Why didn't the farmer cry when his dairy cow fell off the cliff?
A: There's no use crying over split milk.
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