Смешные английские загадки

В разделе представлены различные смешные загадки на английском языке.

Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
A: Fsh.
(Hint: No "eye" = No "i".)

Q: What has thirteen hearts but no body and no soul?
A: A pack of playing cards.

Q: What do you call a fish that only cares about himself?
A: Selfish.

Q: Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?
A: Because the teacher was Hayden.
(Hint: Hayden - Hidin' - Hiding.)

Q. What's a minimum?
A. A very small mother!
(Hint: minimum = mini-mom.)

Q: Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
A: Because it's two-tired (too tired).

Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate fighter?
A: Pork chops.

Q: What's got a head and a tail, but no body?
A: A coin.

Q: What's got a wave but no sea?
A: My hair.

Q: What has three feet but no legs or arms?
A: A yard.

Подкасты - современный способ изучения английского языка. Просто загрузите их себе на компьютер или плеер из раздела подкасты и слушайте английский в любое время и в любом месте. На данный момент в разделе свыше 80 подкастов.