Смешные английские загадки

В разделе представлены различные смешные загадки на английском языке.

Q: Do you know where people send a horse when it is sick?
A: To a horsepital.

Q: What did the doctor say when the invisible man called to make an appointment?
A: Tell him I can't see him today.

Q: Which 'BUS' could cross the ocean?
A: Columbus!

Q: What a bee says when it gets in the hive?
A: Hi Honey! I'm home!

Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a nut!

A: Why did the boy balloon chase the girl balloon?
Q: Because he wanted to see her bust!

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: Fsh (no letter "i", so no i's).

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea (no eye deer).

Q: Where do cows go for entertainment?
A: They go to the mooovies!

Q: What animal is it that has four legs a tail and flies?
A: A dead horse!

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