Смешные английские загадки

В разделе представлены различные смешные загадки на английском языке.

Q: In what state does it cost the most to live in?
A: Expennsylvania.

Q: What did the cannibal who was late for dinner get?
A: The cold shoulder.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: Why bother, he won't come anyway.

Q: Is there a word in the English language that uses all the vowels including "y"?
A: Unquestionablely!

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk.

Q: If you are Russian before you enter the bathroom and Finnish after you leave the bathroom, what are you when you are in the bathroom?
A: European (you're a-peein').

Q: Why did God create the man before he created the woman?
A1: The answer that men give: To give him the chance to enjoy Heaven on Earth for a few moments.
A2: The answer that women give: Everyone makes a draft first!

Q: What did the monk say to the hotdog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything.

Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A: Dam!

Q: A man was locked in a room with only a bed, a calendar, and a piano. How did he drink, how did he eat, and how did he get out? Another man was locked in a room with only a mirror and a table. How did he get out? A third man was locked in an empty room. How did he escape?
A: The first man drank from the springs of the bed, ate the dates off the calendar and played the piano until he found the right key, which he used to unlock the door. The second man looked in the mirror to see what he saw. Then he took the saw and cut the table in half. Next, he put the two halves together to make a whole. Finally, he crawled out through the hole. The third man broke out with the measles.

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