Смешные английские загадки

В разделе представлены различные смешные загадки на английском языке.

Q: Where does a boxer who weighs 135 kilograms sit on a bus?
A: Wherever he wants to.

Q: What makes "oom" and gives milk?
A: A cow walking backwards.

Q: Where does Dracula stay when he goes to New York City?
A: The Vampire State building.

Q: What do cows like to read?
A: The mooooospaper.

Q: What is the longest word?
A: Smiles, because there is a mile between the first and last "s".

A: What is the word that everybody always says wrong?
B: "Wrong".

Q: What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
A: Short.

A: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
B: Rubber-band - because it streches.

Q: How many seconds are there in one year?
A: Twelve. January second, February second, March second...

Q: What two days of the week start with the letter "T"?
A: Tuesday and Thursday? NO, today and tomorrow!

С помощью тестов можно проверить как общее знание языка в целом, так и знание некоторых его аспектов в частности. В разделе тесты все тестирования поделены по типу, а также по уровню сложности. Узнайте свой уровень владения английским.