Смешные английские загадки

В разделе представлены различные смешные загадки на английском языке.

Q: Why is the letter "A" like noon?
A: Because it's in the middle of the day.

Q: What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?
A: The C.

Q: What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?
A: The Q (queue).

Q: What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail?
A: A horse and its rider.

Q: What is as big as a horse but doesn't weigh anything?
A: The horse's shadow.

Q: Why was the hearse horse hoarse?
A: Because of the coffin.

Q: Why are men with pierced ears better suited for marriage?
A: Because they have suffered and bought jewelry.

Q: What begins with T ends with T and has T in it?
A: A teapot.

Q: Do you know why birds fly to south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk there.

Q: Why do birds fly south in the fall?
A: Because it's too far to walk!

Тесты
С помощью тестов можно проверить как общее знание языка в целом, так и знание некоторых его аспектов в частности. В разделе тесты все тестирования поделены по типу, а также по уровню сложности. Узнайте свой уровень владения английским.