Смешные английские загадки

В разделе представлены различные смешные загадки на английском языке.

Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold.

A: How many apples can you eat if your stomach is empty?
B: 4 or 5.
A: No, that's wrong, because after eating one apple your stomach isn't empty.

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
A: To find Pluto.

Q: What is the differnce between the capital of Russia and a calf's mother?
A: One is Moscow; the other is a cow's Ma.

Q: What's the difference between electricity and lightening?
A: You don't have to pay for lightening.

Q: What's the difference between a TEACHER and a CONDUCTOR?
A: A teacher TRAINS the MIND and a conductor MINDS the TRAIN.

Q: What do you call a witch at the beach?
A: A sandwich.

Q: Why did the trafic signal turn red?
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.

Q: What's the difference between a lion with toothache and a wet day?
A: One's roaring with pain the other's pouring with rain.

Q: Why are baseball stadiums so cool?
A: There is a fan in every seat.

Частые ошибки
Ошибки свойственны всем - как начинающим изучение английского, так и тем, кто находится на стадии его совершенствавания. Раздел часто совершаемые ошибки поможет вам избежать их появления в будущем.