В разделе представлены английские шутки и анекдоты на разнообразные темы.
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put "is" after an "I". Always put "am" after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says: "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies: "And how would you do that?"
The woman says: "Just wait and see."
She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says: "What are you doing?"
The woman replies: "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says: "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says: "Where are you going?"
The man says: "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other: "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says: "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
Man: How can you tell if a man is happy?
Woman: Who cares?!