В разделе представлены юмористические цитаты и смешные высказывания на тему танцев.
 No sane man will dance. 
 My feet are dogs. 
 I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. 
 The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. 
 Dancing is a sweat job. 
 I got started dancing because I knew it was one way to meet girls. 
 A good education is usually harmful to a dancer. A good calf is better than a good head. 
 Ballet: Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are. 
 I just put my feet in the air and move them around. 
 I'm not a ballerina. I'm a hoofer. 