В разделе представлены юмористические цитаты и смешные высказывания на тему дня рождения.
 Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday'.
 Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday'. 
 Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
 Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. 
 There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents... and only one for birthday presents, you know.
 There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents... and only one for birthday presents, you know. 
 Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
 Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. 
 After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
 After 30, a body has a mind of its own. 
 Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.
 Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years. 
